It is time to rant!

My flock.....
Sit back, enjoy the ride, and remember the lesson taught back in my very first 'sermon'.... Would you rather be pissed off, or pissed on?... Now, THIS, is going to be fun!

1. The Dixi Chicks. You all remember how many people got so pissed off at them for spouting their crap while overseas... Well isn't that the same thing Mr. O has been doing on his "America Apologizes to the World" World tour?
2. Adults who wear Crocs! Talk about a Crock! These shoes are BARELY acceptable for children. If you are over 5....... GROW UP AND GET A PAIR! (of real shoes!)
3. Democrats that all of a sudden are Shocked and appalled by a group of Americans standing up and protesting the President. It has come to my attention, again, that they can't take what the give. I now know what the word Hypocrite means.
4. Those, don't spank your child. Talk to them and give them a time-out Idiots. Now I'm not saying BEAT your children, but a smack in the right direction never hurt anyone!
5. The proper attire for a night at the movies is jeans and a tee shirt. A night at the Theater, i.e. Music Theater, the Opera, The Symphony..... Guess what my friends, ITS NOT FRICK'N Jeans! Slacks, a Button up shirt, maybe a skirt ladies? It doesn't have to be a 3 piece suit and tie every time, but come on! These people work hard to practice for weeks to give you a couple hours of enjoyment, an escape from reality. Is it too much to ask to put on a nice outfit to at least say thank you?
6. The whole "Unjust War" crap! Sit down, and shut up. You should be glad you have the right to speak your mind.
7. I support Gay Unions, but not Gay Marriage. Once again your WRONG! Lets examine. Marriage is the act of binding of a loving couple together in a setting before god. Okay if that was still the case you would be right. But its not. Q-Tips, Kleenex, Band-Aids. Those are all words we use to talk about objects that are not always true. Only Q-Tip BRAND Q-Tips are Q-Tips. Every other brand is some type of cotton swab. Kleenex? Unless you shelled out the big bucks your using facial tissue. And the moment you allowed the government to bind a couple together in matrimony with a Judge, and no minister and no church, Your marriage is still a civil union. BUT... Now that you have allowed a judge to perform this union, and call it a Marriage.... guess what, none of your big bad guy in the sky rules apply anymore. Sorry that's just the way it is.

Okay My children, that was fun, and thank you for helping me get acouple of things off my chest, and who knows, maybe you learned something today too.

The Rev